c p b | headlines in waiting

this is a list of snide commentary masquerading as headlines [aka headSLimes] kyped from an unrivalled manufacturer of programming piffle

 p b s | proboscis

 p b s | nattering nabobs

 p b s | uptown

 p b s | downturn

 p b s | gallows

 p b s | appalling

 p b s | public broadcasting service
general electric america

 p b s | service announcement

 p b s | not paying attention
[aka]  n p a | news public affairs

 p b s | nATIONAL pAYOLA rADIO
that should made them mad